Its when u summon jake from state farm
My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt
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