does he like me back

no he probably doesn't

its fine we can cry together

Person: Does he like me back?
Person 2: No he's gay.

by Yourmomsbussy May 1, 2022

Snap your back like a KitKat

Literally just the act of snapping someone's back like a KitKat. A good threat to use against assholes.

Harry: Bitch if you don't shut up I'll snap your back like a KitKat.

by Rapidash192 October 20, 2020

stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her

She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip

by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015

flipping like a pan-fried trout

insomnia

I jerked off three times, took a valium and I was still flipping like a pan-fried trout all night.

by Stephanie June 5, 2003

pulled her on like a fishermans sock

A sexual act of love making

This slapper had a mean pair of tits and a cracking arse so fed her a couple of Bacardi breezers took her back to mine and pulled her on like a fishermans sock

by DJTL January 10, 2007

Confess You Like Someone Day

april 10 is confess you like someone day!

person 1: hey did you know it's confess you like someone day?
person 2: really?
person 1: yea!

by what’s it to u March 10, 2020

sounds like my friday night

A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.

Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!

slmfn can also be used.

by jdpitt13 December 17, 2013