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Savory hand pie

When you get a hand job, cum in her hand, then she proceeds to lick her hand clean.
"Jasons' mom LOVES a good savory hand pie"
by xXDEVILSTHEORYXx August 11, 2022
mugGet the Savory hand piemug.

Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 18, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Bus Driver Handsmug.

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.
Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016
mugGet the Cool Hand Lukemug.

plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.
"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"
by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017
mugGet the plays like he has one handmug.

Man Hands

A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.
Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.
by 5789 July 17, 2020
mugGet the Man Handsmug.

Crab Arm/Hand

When you’re pushing heavy at the gym and suddenly one arm that you don’t fap with as much starts letting you down so you continue the set with your strong boy hand.
Kershit the dickless: sheit mayne that dude is lifting 4 plates with his one hand.

Cetnar de Nark: yeh bro but his left hand is giving out.
Kershit the dickless: fuck you’re right! Fucking looks like those crabs with one big ass claw and their other looks like some retarted prop from the Halloween store.
Cetnar de Nark: yup definitely a crab arm/hand
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club September 13, 2018
mugGet the Crab Arm/Handmug.
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