fart mander

a fart mander farts and sharts and likes darts while calling his best friend a retart horny or not a fart mander hates thots and likes to dox them fart manders buttsex

I LOVE FART MANDER
HES SUCH A FART MANDER

IM GOING TO BOMB THE TOILET WITH A FART MANDER

by big minion hater 5000 May 12, 2022

Poopy Fart Masturbation

The event in which one individual endures a stomach ache while attempting to masturbate.

John: "I had a Poopy Fart Masturbation happen to me last night."
Andrew: "Tf?"

by dick_pisser_765 March 26, 2021

Sausage fart

When a guy farts with his penis

Someone sausage farted whilst having sex

by Jfjfjdjdjssuhe March 6, 2017

fart button

A crude term for the "butt-hole".

Guy A-"Hey, I fucked the hottest girl last night after we left the bar!"
Guy B-"Stuff it up your fart button Jim, I saw the hog you left with."

by mfaded July 27, 2016

what the fart

"What the fart" is a humorous and clean version of "what the hell" or "what the fuck". It also links with the phrase "fart you". The slang is most often used by individuals ages 12-17 and can be used in any circumstance, particularly when something surprising occurs.

Bro, did you see that?
What the fart just happened..

by anonymous4651 April 16, 2023

Old fart

It is an impressively old gaming men whose Nix usually start with the letter G. They're so old that they sometimes confuse other people's ages as being old also, it is best to just play along as these old farts can't comprehend that they are the ancient ones

Hey did you happen to talk to those old farts Grimm and grizzly? Yeah! they called me an old! pay them no mind they're just senile!!!

by !3@ng@r@ng March 10, 2020

FART SMELLER

A FART SMELLER is often mistaken as a Smart Feller or a Smart Speller. The difference is that a Fart Smeller also smells farts.

That a-hole is such a Fart Smeller and always gets a 100 on the spelling exams!!!

by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023