Baby night squirrel

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.

This bar is full of baby night squirrels.

by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012

gay baby jail

When you get soft-locked in Super Mario 64, i.e. getting stuck in a spot that you can't move or escape but also can't die and you have to quit out of the game. Shoutouts to SimpleFlips

Wow that Chuckya threw me into gay baby jail in the wall. First try, idiot.

by s1ugmaballs September 15, 2017

Baby raptor carrier

Any front facing baby carrier when used with a child approaching or past his first birthday.

Carlos brought his kid into the office again. He's carrying him around in his baby raptor carrier. I got too close and almost lost an eye to one of the swinging talons. Shouldn't that kid be in kindergarten by now?

by Not the real Jay-Z May 20, 2016

Baby Dick

I man who acts as if their angry because their penis resembles a small child's.

Mark is being a real baby dick.

by Mr.337 August 28, 2009

baby soft

a hairless vag. smooth.

I'm baby soft today guys! (:

by plurangel September 11, 2009

brain baby

The result of when a man jizzes in a girl's ear

My girlfriend didn't want me to cum in her mouth, so I came in her ear. In 9 months, she'll be having a brain baby.

by wotcher now October 21, 2010

Chinatown Baby

A nerdy korean boy that thinks he is better whites, blacks and Hispanics.

that kid is a fucking chinatown baby

by plark May 22, 2010