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Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard
Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch
by Im golf August 26, 2016
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Re-fart

When you fart on the couch and it seeps so deep, you sit back down again and the fumes burn the nostrils again.

Or when you fart in your car and it doesn't air out, you get back in and get hit with a re-fart.
"Fuck. I think I just sat on a re-fart"
by facebook_user September 5, 2016
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Fart Fanning

A dramatic windmilling arm motion intended to waft your special creation in the general direction of your friend or partner
Phil is an expert in fart fanning, his wife wants to have him declared an environmental hazard by the EPA
by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016
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Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.
Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!
by fartso54 November 25, 2016
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Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.
Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!
by fartso54 November 25, 2016
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Kind Fart

A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?

Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
by Downr@nge December 1, 2016
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Fart Nugget

An absolute dumbass. And imbecile at the least.
Fart Nugget
"Wow he is such a fart nugget"
by Fishinboy December 7, 2016
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