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two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.
The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,
by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011
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joe

dont ask who he is
dude: who took my money
dude 2: joe
dude: who's joe i finna square up with em-
dude 2: joe mama
by 7gl6 November 22, 2021
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Joe Biding

When you hear an intruder so you grab your shotgun and shoot a couple of shots from your balcony to scare them off.
Chad did you hear that?

I did Karen, pass me the shotty so I can Joe Biding they asses
by javeonthestreet January 16, 2021
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Joe

A really nice guy who happens to be best friends with a total psycho
Especially used in Northern England
That guy seams real nice.
Yeah but I think he's a bit of a Joe, have you seen that friend of his?
by Frog6090 October 21, 2019
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joe pizza

tb0ne is in Joe Pizza.

joe pizza is pro gg.
by hcbbgggggg April 27, 2021
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Joe-safe

a Joe safe is a shot in Pool or Billiards where the shooter tries to make his ball and misses, but he luckily safes the other player. For example, I am trying to make a ball and I miss but I snooker the next guy. This is called the Joe-safe. This is the Jo-safe because a gentleman in Phuket Thailand routinely did this either by skill or luck.
Man, this guy Joe-safed me again. I can never catch a break.
by Cleaverkneekicker June 29, 2024
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Joe Kung

Person 1: Have you seen Joe Kung around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1:Joe Kung dez nuts dumbass
by Joe Kung October 29, 2019
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