Toad-Pullin

The best thing ever. Nothing or nobody comes anywhere near the awesomeness of this, and if someone did they'd probably die instantly. Brings eternal joy to all who know of it, even if just via facebook. May cause unexplained bouts of obsession resulting in the running off the edge of a cliff in pure love for it.

I've just bougt the best thing ever!
-Is it Toad-Pullin?
No...
-Shut up then.

by hamishmcdoogle July 26, 2010

Pullin a Theo

When someone sets you up with a hot girl but you pussy out and run away.

awww snap he's pullin a theo

by Ale Gan June 22, 2010

pullin' a Willie

it's like after you eat at a fast food place you just get up an leave your dirty napkins, papers and stuff on the table instead of putting them in that bin that is marked "TRASH"

We had dinner at Burger King last night and left right after pullin' a Willie.

by Willie Wanko February 7, 2015

School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.

Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!

by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011

Polling the electorate

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.

That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

by AnotherDumbUsername May 21, 2018

pullin an eg

pullin an eg is when a girl who wants to have intercourse, DITCHES you at the last second.

: yo emily wanna come over tonight :)
E: sure babe, wanna do some naughty stuff:)
B: ya:)

2 hours later

E: i have a dentist appointment, next time :)
B: K... JUST KEEP PULLIN AN EG

by jaemillz$ December 7, 2009

Exit Polling

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.

You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.

by BlakeP July 7, 2008