by IJR_SER November 29, 2007

So fuqin sexy, knows how to party, gets shit done, loyal , true friend.
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants
by jdksexybeast1234 June 6, 2018

John the Baptist also, Elijah (see, Matthew 17:12-13) known as the guy who baptized Jesus, and he is a preacher and prophet of Christianity (an Abrahamic belief of the founder that is Jesus through the prophets of Adam through Jesus and teaching's of the death through the following, the resurrection) and he baptized Jesus at Bethany beyond the Jordan River. He lived at Machaerus, Ænon, Jerusalem He is also, in Islam as Yaḥyā ibn Zakarīyā and a cool dude.
by Randomnmn October 2, 2022

The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” Harry, its English short form, was considered the "spoken form" of Henry in medieval England. But when combined, the name means an assertive, cocky oddball who's a simp for cars. Jk I dunno who you are and only you can define you.
by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021

by askfduokasjdflas December 6, 2017

the name given to an ungrateful fuck who his girlfriend chantelle puts up with even though all he does is sleep,eat,shit, and repeat.
john is sleeping on the couch tonight.
by j0hn5wh0r3123 February 21, 2022

by TheFourz August 5, 2022
