Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.

I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.

by joey_blowme July 7, 2017

left hand syndrome

When a girl gets engaged everything she does is with her left hand for a while. Left hand is always showing even when not necessary.

She's got major left hand syndrome is annoying

by Butterflyjohn May 12, 2018

Hand in the egg toolbox

A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation

They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...

by keebey November 25, 2019

Eliza Coupe Are Left-Handed

Eliza Coupe Are Left-Handed

Eliza Coupe Are Left-Handed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

latch hand

The bitch the Derrick hand uses to get out of doing his job.

Well hes a good latch hand but fuck I could teach a monkey to work the board.

by The lord of the board. May 15, 2021

authoritative hands

Choking during sexual inter course

Daddy use those authoritative hands on me in bed !

by K456 November 28, 2020

3rd hand smoke

When a person smokes so much that their farts become 2nd hand smoke.

*farts*

"Man, is someone smoking in here"
"Nah, just some 3rd hand smoke"

by Josiah13 February 22, 2019