Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

Yodel Hole

A Vagina that is so loose that you can yodel/yell and you can hear you echo.

That Yodel Hole is wider than the grand canyon.

by StaNKy BanAnAs November 19, 2014

african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.

My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.

by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021

tweeker hidy-hole

A tweeker's secret hide out. Usually the house or apartment of a low key user and/or customer who no one really knows for a tweeker to seek refuge.

That's the dope man's tweeker hidy-hole when the shit gets heavy.

by mcspeedy January 15, 2014

Glory Hole

There’s a place downtown
Where the freaks all come around
There’s a *hole in the wall*
It’s a dirty free-for-all

(Lyrics from Take It Off by Kesha)

I was sucking cock through a glory hole last Friday night.

by your gay dad March 28, 2024

Rabbit hole

Wikipedia has article links, urban dictionary has definition catalogues/numbers (both sites are also notorious for their sheer manipulation of their content by popular admin/userbase opinion)

1: Comparing wikipedia and ud lmfaooo
2: not a joke when it comes to the rabbit hole phenomenon

3: Indeed, that's what powers their user engagement

by Hello-553669 December 6, 2024

Coney glory hole

When you shove a coney up a dudes ass and suck it back out to eat.

Hey can we do a coney glory hole for dinner tonight?

by Turle723 February 25, 2022