one eyed pirate

The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.

Aye! Polly! Check out this one eyed pirate!

by Dirty Steve March 17, 2007

Curly One

When a turd is curled out like a sausage into the bowl. This is a healthy turd unlike the creamy and crunchy ones. Only a curly one can be curled out, creamy and crunchy ones cannot.

Gareth liked to drop a curly one into Bens mouth.

by Ollie Kay February 11, 2006

Air Force Ones

1) airplanes the president flies on
2) a movie named after the airplane the president flies on, Harrison Ford is the president
3) gay shoes named after the airplane the president flies on, Harrison Ford wouldn't even wear them

1) Yo I'm gonna make so much money I'll be flyin' my ass around in Air Force Ones.
2) Go pick up some Air Force Ones at Blockbuster and we can smoke up and watch the same fucking movie four times.
3) I'm a get to stompin' in my Air Force Ones when I go back to Widney High.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Have a good one

Means enjoy your next joint, or canabis session. But also incognito as it can be used for, have a good day, or anything else.

"I don't have time to smoke, but have a good one."

"Bye, have a good one."

by Shadowdragon 42 January 8, 2017

one direction fandom

A really annoying fandom where girls obsses over 5 overrated boys. A girl who is in the fandom is diagnosed with"one direction infection." Somehow the girls can stand listening to every song of a group of 5 random btutish guys gir years or months. The fandom is considered"the most annoying fandom besides bronies." Almost every girl likes 1D. Some girls become violent. Sonehow they think showing off theyre cannabills and killers makes them look so strong. In reality it just makes them future criminals.

Nick:Hi umm did you finish the proje-

Ari:OMG ONE DIRECTION TORN #The story of my life. You know the urban dictionary says were the most violent fandom ever hehaha so i can get u in da hospital isnt dat amazayn #punny hahaha#one direction fandom LOVERRRRRRRR

(Nick walks away in panic)

Ari:Totes not phenominiall ugh
Directionator

by ilovepetsandvideogames January 7, 2014

Pull a fast one

When you go into a porta potty to jerk off drink or have sex while at work

I met this girl at the store on lunch she let me pull a fast one

by Juggernaut with the gauntlet November 29, 2018

one eyed pirate

what doing a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and jizz in her eye, thus causing her to say arrr like a pirate

man i gave cassie the oned eyed pirate

by Kimosawby December 7, 2004