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Ur Mom

by P-47 Thunderbolt July 6, 2021
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ur mom

ur mom is hot
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Mom's Spaghetti

When you're hooking up and she's on her period and it gets all over your balls.
Jim: Did you fuck her?

Tom: Bro It was mom's spaghetti all up in there.
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ur mom

who’s the mother of your baby?!
ur mom
by suplolhaha July 10, 2021
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Your Mom

Usually a fat, stupid, ugly ogre that is commonly used as a insult.
Guy 1: Your so stupid and ugly
Guy 2: No your mom
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Mom

Decides on your future
Mom: you cant pregnant that baby will ruin your life

daughter: I'm. Not get abortion
Dad listen to your mother he screams from the other room
by the brogue August 7, 2022
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Mom

Moms are "loving" people, but watch out! She might spank you so hard you forget everything. Just don't be a bitch and everything will work out. P.S she is a bitch
That MOM is so good at giving my kids spankings I started paying her to do it!
by moms are awfu... great! August 8, 2022
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