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John

Bamboozles you into horrible Rarebreed updates that ruin the sports channels
W- “Who’s that?”

L- “That’s John, the guy that bamboozled me into a shitty Rarebreed update
by BoogieLoogie November 23, 2021
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Jorkin’ John Day

Today is JorkinJohn Day!
Happy Jorkin’ John Day!
by me (im not you) February 10, 2025
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John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus
Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024
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John Mercieca

Small peen ;/, veins, 6 pack and best friend zac niko <3
Look its the faglord, John Mercieca. What a fairy
by Noongarnator October 29, 2020
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John

John
Guy: How is John doing
Guy2: good
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Nathan John Cronin

the embodiment of the smallest man who ever lived by Taylor swift especially from the time stamps 2:03-4:04
“Yo! did you hear Taylor swift’s new song the smallest man who ever lived? I swear Nathan John Cronin is the embodiment of that song it’s sounds exactly like him!”
“I know especially from the 2 minuet mark, he also makes me think of exile, tolerate it, Coney Island and sad beautiful tragic! Shame he wouldn’t understand it he will have to ask his hoes on wizz.”
by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024
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St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
by doonga November 7, 2013
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