John

Faggot that looks like he's Sid the sloth. Only on Tuesdays though. He strips for his stuffed animals and he plays little league basketball

JoHn Is So HoT 🥵

by JaydonHater January 23, 2020

John

generic male name

"John Smith"

by Fishwicks June 12, 2023

John

The most biggest dick ever.man whore that will just screw you over. He is some that everybody hates

He is the biggest John ever

by _cheez_ December 09, 2016

John

It is a Smash Bros slang meaning an excuse.

Guy 1: I win!!
Guy 2: I lost because I lagged!
That is a John.

by RatMan 69420 May 31, 2021

John

A Tall, Handsome, awkward young man who has brown hair and the most beautiful brown eyes to match their gorgeous smile. John is very kind and respectful and an all around cool dude.

P1: Hey did you see John today?
P2: yeah he told me I looked nice today

by Shistersnapped December 19, 2018

John

People with this name somehow manage to look like every single zoo animal all at once. They also have a tail.

"Let's go to the zoo!"

"Why, we already have a John!"

by JohnHater6942069 December 11, 2023

john

sexy ass beast like entity who gets all the girls

soz john if ur reading this but i lied

by milky_banana-69 November 01, 2021