Get the slack out of your jack

Term used to tell someone to quit lollygagging. Can be used to tell someone they are to laid back.

He's been lookin' at magazines for 20 minutes! Our plane leaves in 15. Go tell him get the slack out of your jack!

by Phrisbeephreak July 14, 2010

One Eyed Jack

While skull fucking someone in their eye socket, the person pulls out and jerks off on to the socket they were previously penetrating.

James: How'd it go with Julia the other night?

Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.

James: Nice dude.

by Paikun November 6, 2017

San Fransisco Lumber Jack

A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
And
Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.

Hank: Dude, Stacey's boyfriend is pretty much a San Fransisco Lumber Jack.

by craigward December 16, 2007

jack doesn't come out of the box

A lack of sexual relations in a man-woman relationship.

She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.

by dj_shoppie May 28, 2011

Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.

Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

by Jack-Awesome December 17, 2011

Music of Jack S.'s Gang

RAP all the way

Anyone talks bad bout rap and the'll get fuckin shot.

by Gang of Jack S. April 13, 2004

jick jack billy flop flack

The ability to climb tall buildings with no assistance

Clayton can jick jack billy flop flack easily.

by TIlove February 11, 2009