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Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working
Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*
by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020
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Oh My God/Lord

Oh my God is something someone may state when they are surprised about something or frustrated. An abbreviation that people may use to say “oh my God” is “omg” which means “oh my God,” or “oml”which means “oh my lord.”
An example:
Boy: *pees pants*
Other Boy: Oh My God/Lord, your a weirdo.

Boy: Oh my lord
by braceletowner:) May 22, 2022
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God’s Salad

Slang term for the eating of ass

See God’s Salad Dressing for full combo
What’s for dinner stepmom?
God’s Salad sweetie
by SpicyWeiner58 May 1, 2022
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God

"You are not a God, Chuck" - Dean Winchester to Chuck Shurley, obviously wrong
ALSO
"Oh my Chuck"
"I swear on Chuck"
by DefinitelyNotAGod June 12, 2020
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God

God is the most divine being in the universe, we are all his children and we must love him, for he loves us. Please, spread the word, it’s not too late yet.
Friend 1: Hey, do you believe in God?

Friend 2: Yes.
Friend 1: Good, we must spread the news.
by UrbanDictatorOrSMTH April 28, 2021
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God

This cowardly concept of the mind and the world, befor technology it was reverse speech, now in moderndays its silent sounds like gangstalking and tinfoil hat stuff, believing in this christian go, opens the mind to subliminal under thethreshold guidance, through pretty anything that not above the threshold, bible talks about mrks and seals, its just about the first page and last page in reverse making subliminals like a third pesron narative of your life, but when you figure this out and the pschos and there father in law touching me cult, resort to binarual beat silent sound hypnosis, and there concept of god, anyone who hides them self and uses what not is a coward and a liar for the bi sexual bull of the american pig fuckers
god ain,t the name of the ruler of your life its something more time fucked up
by MyneOwedWoos June 24, 2023
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chicken god

a dude who has a lot of chicks and gets more pussy than imaginable
boy 1: how can i become a chicken god
chicken god: you'll never be one because you ain't getting laid
by chicken pussy May 9, 2018
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