Cats

The funniest animals on earth.

Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.

Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?

Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*

Me: What the hell are you doing kitty

Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*

P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?

Cats are funny.
That good?

by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 24, 2020

Cat

Gods furry gift to humanity

Cat goes Rawr.

by Moto motos cock February 20, 2021

Acting like a Cat

1:your a furry
3: you live in a box

2: your a negative a-hole who is never positive

Someone acting like a cat- meow
Someone acting like a cat - I don't manipulate

by Idonlylikefurries April 22, 2023

i ate a cat

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

by spapaspap January 3, 2022

CAT scale

A spectrum used to rate women incrementally using detriments rather than an integer inside a domain. A 1 on the CAT scale means the girl has something in her life or demeanor that warrants a negative perception equal to that of owning 1 cat (as owning a cat is obviously an easily measurable detriment to somebody's desirability). For instance, a girl being medically obese would be about 4 cats. Nobody would want to date a girl with 4 cats.

"EW Emily can't squat 225?! That's easily a 3 on the CAT scale"
"She asked me my zodiac sign right away. 2 cats right off the bat!"

by Rousate July 12, 2022

Cat Spin

When on a trampoline, it is the process of falling to your back and performing x number of spins, and returning to your back.

Also known as a turtle spin or turtling

Wow, did you see him cat spin 1440? WOW!

by The Cat's Other Pajamas February 17, 2010

Cat

The most precious things on earth. More family than friend. Cats reign supreme. Is either very angelic or a little twit that goes out the whole day and only comes back for treats. If you own cats, you better treat em like the king or queen they are. Work your ass off the serve them. Great for companionship and an asshole when you're trying to sleep.

Cat lover: "cats>dogs"
Dog lover: "ain't that the truth" *becomes cat lover*

by Guest06901 February 19, 2022