Cat

A cig smoker; a person who smokes cigarettes

"Hey dude look it's a cat"

by Coinlop1 January 24, 2017

happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls it can roam and be with other cats

They were happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries paid for

by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022

Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016

Emoji cat

Worse then gacha life and used to make p⬛️🟧

My son is making emoji cat p⬛️🟧 what should I do
Send him to the adoption center

by I like penguinssss January 18, 2024

Cat

A dumb mother fucker who will always stay by and never ditch you.
(As long as you have food)

Hey hows your cat?
Hungry

by My cat ate my nan October 15, 2019

shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

by Browncam183 February 7, 2017

The battle cats

Literally the best F2P gacha game ever, created in 2012 by random Japanese company called "Ponos"(in 2014 was released globaly). If somene said you have mental issues because you addicted to a cat game FUCK THEM! Because they probably didn't even play this game once.

Guy 1:Yo I'm started playing The battle cats, is this good?
guy 2:No shit it is bro.

by Moe Lester123456789 October 6, 2025