first to cum fight 

A one-on-one sexual contest intended to test skill and self control, consisting of mutual stimulation till the winner makes the loser cum.

After privately beating all her male and female partners, Helen went pro and engaged the first to cum fight challenge sponsored by Miami's strip clubs.

first to cum fight by Valis Garcia September 16, 2006

tit cum 

Blowing your load on her tits.

tit cum by M.R. July 13, 2003

male cum 

The gooey whitish substance that comes out of your rod (also see "dick") and which you earnestly want to pump into your imaginary girlfriend. Also called "semen" though. Also found on single boys' bedsheets.

"I shot my male cum into her"
"Into whom"
" My sexdoll" *proceeds to cry*

male cum by NuclearVictim April 28, 2021

Ass Tickling Cum Bubble 

1. After anal sex has occurred, the receiving party flatulates, and in doing so a bubble of cum arises tickling the ass of the receiving party so that they giggle in a girlish manner.
2. One who is annoying, acting like a retard, or that you hate.

Guy 1: Fuck off you Ass Tickling Cum Bubble!!!!

Ass Tickling Cum Bubble by WTFIceman April 4, 2008

rollover cum 

Female orgasms that have been accumulating from previous sexual encounters that all occur at once, similar to rollover minutes on your cell phone.

I was fuckin this chick Kerrie and she got curcual rollover cums. Sucks to be her ex huh?

rollover cum by magictnt December 16, 2008

Kentucky Cum Copter 

The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.

The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.

Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.

Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"

"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"

"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"

Kentucky Cum Copter by BUmenace April 15, 2012

corporate cum dumpster 

Someone who is willing to do anything to climb the corporate ladder by taking anything from anyone. If it requires sucking dicks, licking ass they don't care. Senior management will come on them and they will be happy to take it

Hey why are you taking that from the Financial manager?

Dude I am a corporate cum dumpster.

corporate cum dumpster by B1Kanobi March 19, 2015