The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.
by 7568ino December 4, 2024

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by THEChristoXo July 4, 2022

(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.
2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.
A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.
A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.
by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024

{verb} To fuck something up so badly you instantly become the world's worst at whatever it is you were trying to do, while looking like a ridiculous clown and carrying a stench that is visible from 100 feet away
After watching your friend botch a kickflip so badly that 9 people are injured and a Tesla is on fire
"Wow dude you really trumped that up"
And the emt looking for some kids missing thumb says
"Whoah man, that was uncalled for"
And the fireman trying to put out the Tesla says
"Yeah man, aren't you supposed to be his friend? Geez"
"Wow dude you really trumped that up"
And the emt looking for some kids missing thumb says
"Whoah man, that was uncalled for"
And the fireman trying to put out the Tesla says
"Yeah man, aren't you supposed to be his friend? Geez"
by Trump is in the Epstein list August 28, 2025
