Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

Scottdale Poop n' Scoop

When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.

Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.

by anonymous January 29, 2022

doggie poop

Your dogs taking a shit and you step in it

*dog poops*Eww oh no I stepped in 🦮💩 (after you fuck your dog)dang that was some doggie poop

by #by griffeticrazis December 9, 2021

Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021

@gmail.poop

When your are bored out of your mind I’m mean more bored than when you type 10qpalzm when you type in @gmail.poop it’s because you are bored out of your mind.

[e-mail] or [e-mail].

by Gg2456craft December 15, 2021

Tasty Poop

When you like poop. There is mental die=sease and its start with c

Such Tasty Poop

by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021

Crappa Poopa

When you get tongue tied trying to say Crock of Shit

Ahhh Crappa Poopa!

by Hypr1 January 3, 2022