ur mom

Joey: hey jesse i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Jesse: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Joey: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Jesse: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Joey: *awkwardly laughs*

Biden: hey Trump i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Trump: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Biden: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Trump: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Biden: *awkwardly laughs*

by （＾Ｏ＾） December 4, 2020

Ur mom

The most beautiful creature in existence one might even have sexual intercourse with ur mom

Guy1:ur mom is sooo hot and fuckable
Guy2: Ikr
Guy3:SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by Jamesyyboi April 11, 2022

ur mom gay

ur dad les btqia+ whats next? ur family tree lgbt homo will rise

yo ur mom gay

by happyholocaust January 22, 2020

Your Mom

Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit

by SirCentipede November 1, 2022

Sorry, Mom, But Yudelka Robles Sabe Du Artista De Ligua

Sorry, Mom, But Yudelka Robles Sabe Du Artista De Ligua

Sorry, Mom, But Yudelka Robles Sabe Du Artista De Ligua

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Your mom

“Your mom” is a VERY pretty woman with the body of a model. then there is you 😀

Your mom is hot, Your mom is cute

by Sunny dee’s hot grandma December 7, 2021

Ur Mom

I lethal word used by trash cans or a 7 year old that has no life.

Ur mom gay!

by Just Dat Guy December 1, 2019