The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.

We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.

Kidney Stone Software Development Process by Spokko April 10, 2019

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Kidnapper

A person that makes kids take naps

Parent: My kid isn't taking their naps
Person: You need to hire a kidnapper

Kidnapper by Krabban6969 August 23, 2020

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kids learning tube

a kids channel that everyone likes (yes all the others dont teach real education)

kids learning tube: im your brain part of the central nervous system your craniums my home and if you wanna learn then listen

kids learning tube by pseudonysu April 14, 2021

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kidou

Kidou Yuuto is the literal definition of sigma male. Will observe your every step and won't get bothered by distractions. Literally commands the field whenever he plays. Will identify trojan horses and crush them. A perfect homie to have. The Endou, Gouenji, Kidou trio pwns everyone eventually. Was initially terrified by his past but eventually overcomed it, thanks to Endou.

A command tower who gives accurate instructions to the team and leads them to victory, "Absolute Leader of the Pitch" is Kidou Yuuto's second name.

kidou by hinocansuckass October 18, 2021

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