cum gurgling whore

A favorite girl which takes your load and never spits it out.

Ahhhhhhhh! (In Pleasure) Ok, Wendy, you cum gurgling whore, get out my house! I'll call you tomorrow if I need you.

by JeebB July 18, 2017

South Jersey Cum Toss

When one attempts to bust on a partners face, but ends up tossing the cum directly over the partner and onto the floor, bed, etc.

Sharqueshwa: "I was totally ready to take Jondineristh's load on my face, but he South Jersey Cum Tossed it and left me totally disappointed and with a stained mattress"

by American OG August 8, 2017

Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

by Danegrress August 9, 2017

Cum dumpster

A candy with a gel or liquid center that oozes into your mouth when you bite into it.

Lemme have one of those candies. Uhhhhhh what the fuck is this?!? Now I don't know whether to spit or swallow. Get this cum dumpster out of my mouth..... that's sick!!!

by UrbanDic007amm August 26, 2017

cum parrot

Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.

1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.

by Kicksbit-83 August 28, 2017

cum butt fuck

What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.

Bob Guy is such a cum butt fuck, he won't teach me how to do calculus.

by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018

Asian glue cum bucket

The act of glueing your partners eyes in a squinted position then when the glue has dryed and she/he can’t see anymore you open her/his mouth and fill her/his mouth full of cum.

Prs 1 - yeah it was awesome
Prs 2 - did you do any cool positions

Prs 1 - we did the Asian glue cum bucket

by Shmlif October 18, 2018