My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 June 1, 2018

shmea off the blea

high off of marijuana. blea is marijuana bud, and being shmea is being high.

"yo, last nite was dumb litty"
"big fax bro, we were shmea off the blea"

by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018

spoogadodalla pogostis boomstaltooka begous bleatitacatoc

Eat his penis skin

spoogadodalla pogostis boomstaltooka begous bleatitacatoc

by OOOFY GANG December 9, 2019

Will it blend?

Trying to blend something for some reason cuz you dont have a life

"I'm finna put a blender in a blender, will it blend?

by PowdahSugah October 27, 2019

Babushka's Blessing

When an older Eastern European woman pushes on a wealthy man's ass while he fucks the woman's daughter or granddaughter, in the hopes that a baby will take, and the young woman's future can be secured with finances and a green card.

I dated a young Romanian woman, and when we finally got to having sex, her mother stood behind me with a Babushka's Blessing.

by captaincrunk April 15, 2020

false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

by a lack of validation November 8, 2020

In da blender

Can’t get right

Damn es bitch just caught me up.
Nigga you in da blender foe nem

by Yaego baby October 10, 2020