When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024
Get the "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiop[ª{asdfghjklç]}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣mug. by Kwabena Ananse October 28, 2020
Get the 2-by-4mug. by Angelinja poo November 1, 2019
Get the November 2mug. When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.
Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.
by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023
Get the 2 beers no shotsmug. A person who acts and speaks like a virgin despite having had sex in life. It is often also used to refer to someone who will not have sex in the future due to their virgin-like behaviour.
by ethereum May 15, 2018
Get the type 2 virginmug. Person 1: Don't make me go Hamilman act 2 on you
Person 2: Neverrrrrr
Person 3: Unless I Do it first.
Don't make me go Hamilman Act 2 on you...
Person 2: Neverrrrrr
Person 3: Unless I Do it first.
Don't make me go Hamilman Act 2 on you...
by peanutbutterrat_777 February 11, 2021
Get the Hamilman act 2mug. Generation 2 is a generation of humans that will be capable of extending the human life beyond the classical length of 80-100 years. The first ones may be Generation X due to Generation Y giving hella Gen Xers an accurate strategy to do it because of being less “active” but still “intelligent” (Gen X may not complete it because they already finished what they expected to finish, and it may take a serious chink of change to get it all done to a level of which keeps the current human alive throughout the next hundreds/thousands of years.
Generation 1: dude, you are the last hope for humanity, take this. *gives plans for allowing humans to live hella longer*
Generation X: this is bullshit, you are crazy, but hmm ill call it an idea and think about it *mods very slightly or creates entire new approach or fails/quits or doesn’t try*
200 years later
Generation 2: yeah i did it, should have probably scanned that guy in and cloned his “unactive” a$$ and helped him w all this newfound free time
Generation X: this is bullshit, you are crazy, but hmm ill call it an idea and think about it *mods very slightly or creates entire new approach or fails/quits or doesn’t try*
200 years later
Generation 2: yeah i did it, should have probably scanned that guy in and cloned his “unactive” a$$ and helped him w all this newfound free time
by TheNewbSlayer May 23, 2023
Get the Generation 2mug.