Wtf*** 

Prononciation like "what tough"
Straight meanings:

World Trade Footage
World Trade Falsehood
World Trade Fancy
World Trade Fiction
World Trade fabrication
World Trade Fibing
...

1.An elaborate fabricated story on purpose to dissimulate the truth, to misinform listeners or viewers and to mislead them.

2. A lie, a fiction, a falsification of truth.
3. A topass, a boobass, a show-up girl or woman, a bitch

1. Coastello:
"Say Abee, how'bout Jo Mac Cain million followers on Twister?

Abwoat:
"Wtf***, machine collectors 24/24-7/7!"

2. Coastello:
" Ab, guess what? Chelsee wants to commit suicide!?"

Abwoat:
"Wtf***"

3. Abwoat:
"That Chelsee girl... what a Wtf*** she is. No shit, one should train seriously to get to that level of stress without brain failure. She wrote a tweet telling the whole world she saw two alliens with suitcases trying to burglarize her neighbour's house. That she called nine-one-one but not even one showed up."

Coastello:
"Holy Book, she must be a shaïtantologist... did she voted for Hillary Clinton again?Dam bitch!"

Wtf*** by Slangherinthenight August 2, 2009

WTF?

1. What Halo/CoD players say when they die in bullshit ways.

2. What girls say in texts to something rediculous (My bad, TXTs. Ok?).

3. What people say when they see their friend addicted to Justin Beiber.

4. One of the most over used acronyms so far.

5. What little kids playing Halo/CoD scream.

6. My dick is going to explode.

(Player 1:) Yo man I'm close to my high score streaks!
(Player 1 gets shot by pistol.)
(Player 1:) WTF? I don't even...
(Player 2:) You must be a virgin, or new to Call of Duty.

WTF? by IHitPuberty March 25, 2013

WTF?

WHERE'S THE FOOD? Something a male says to his mother,girlfriend or sister when he's really hungry and feels like being an asshole for fun and demands what he wants.

boyfriend: come on bitch! I've been waiting five fucking minutes and my sandwich still isn't done! WTF?

girlfriend: if your gonna cuss at me come make your own damn sandwich you piece of shit!

WTF? by firecrackergurl January 8, 2012

WTF?

Want To Fuck

Lad: wtf?
Man: yes I Want To Fuck

Caution; some peolpe respond with physical action being a undesired response!

WTF? by stuff you know... Way Stuff!!! July 15, 2010

WTF?!?!?! 

a fucking basturd retard who hates kids ! im going to kill him as i am a kid and i will consider HIM "the other white meat" !!! a love being a kid and he just insulted me !!! and all the other kids here AND in the world !!!

blah...blah blah blah blah...blah

WTF?!?!?! by Starsonic November 20, 2004

WTF@?

Where The Food At?

bro1: "yo this weed is giving me the munchies."
bro2: "let's go find some noms."
*unsuccessfully searches for food*
bro1: "WTF@?!"

WTF@? by TheSaucyOneXD February 5, 2012

Wtf?

Stands for 'where's the food'.
Usually used with a question mark.
Could potentially be used with an exclamation point.

'Mom, wtf? There's nothing in the fridge.'
'Oh honey, don't you remember. You ate everything after you had your mental breakdown yesterday.'

Wtf? by Wtf? Wtf. September 23, 2018