Blowed Wreck

She blow him a kiss and he fell off his bike
Blowed- Verb , action, meaning pastence of inflation.

Wreck_ noun, thing, means results of an incident that can cause extream outcomes whether its negative or positive example: His last concerts blowed wreck.

Blowed wreck

by Fuck, Danm, can't. Could, can November 13, 2020

catchin wreck

to have sexual relations with someone without being seriously commited

hey jo whats up with your girl?

that wasnt my girl i was just catchin wreck

by joepellegreeno August 3, 2019

wreck bro

a phrase used only by complete idiots.

hailey: your fucking stupid, wreck bro.
sam: what an idiot.

by lawlyourmum March 14, 2011

Straponasaurus Wrecks

Straponosaurus is a genus of large thrustarod dinosaur. The species Straponosaurus Wrecks (Wrecks meaning "keep crying $£ut I'll f**k you with your tears, that's right, rubber balls deep ho3" in Latin), often called She. Wrecks or They/Them-Wrecks, is one of the most highly sought after yet highly feared thrustarod's to roam this planet. Plowing a massive hole across western North America, leaving countless gimps, subs, drunk college chicks, weekend warriors, and jock catfish seizing, leaking, and sucking their thumbs in her wake. Straponosaurus identifies as a bi predatorial carnivore, featuring a massive round haunches Feng shui'd by the adornment of a long extending, heavy rubber staff. Relative to her large and powerful lower attributes, her waist remains slim and corseted, her arms still feminine while her shockingly powerful latex clad hands clench her leash and riding crop, confidently, the tools of her trade. Straponosaurus Wrecks is an Apex Predator and undisputed heavyweight pipe throw champion of the world. Approach with extreme caution and a full understanding of the risks involved.

Hey Tanner is Bryce off this week? Naw Bro, word is he found a rabbit hole while surfing porn on the dark web. Him and Thad threw in and hired Straponasaurus Wrecks, he won't be back, or walking again....

by Owaa-Tafoo-lyam February 4, 2023

wreck sack

A term used for huge, hard balls.

Ethan has destroyed two buildings with his wreck sack.

by mynameisnotcody September 21, 2021

Social Wreck

When someone ruins their reputation online using reckless social media posting.

Sgt. Gary Stein of the U.S. Marines got into a Social Wreck: he was given an "other-than-honorable" discharge from the Marines because he posted critical comments about his boss, U.S. Military Commander in Chief, U.S. President Obama, on his Facebook page.

by Kapuso September 28, 2012

wrap wreck

What happens when you're banging out a message on a computer, or texting a message, and you press the wrong keys and the message "wraps" and deletes words, causing you to make typos or a completely unreadable message. The message equivalent of a car accident.

"He brought his clari with nethim" is one example of a wrap wreck. The speaker meant to say "He brought his clarinet with him".

by pentozali December 15, 2011