Super-woke

Super-woke (adjective): to be educated on root causes of problems and promote legitimate solutions, which are often counter-cultural. Super-wokeness recognizes that traditional wokeness is superficial.

Russell Okung speaks out against Critical Race Theory, how we’re enslaved by The Fed, and chooses a healthy lifestyle for immunity against Covid instead of an experimental injection — Russ is SUPER-WOKE!

by Herdsheeple March 14, 2021

Peak Wokeness

When one demonstrates their wokeness by means of excessive displays of manhood. This applies especially in the field of firearms.

“Last week, Pete really reaches peak wokeness at the range with his new AR. It had rainbow balls hanging off it, a fun-fur comfort pad on the stock, and a couple bare segments of Pic Rail exposed”

by LessWokeThanThou December 23, 2018

Woke and Moke

(Verb) TO awaken from your peaceful slumber and with no hesitation you smoke a large quantity of marijuana you bought from some guy named Walter for that party last night,but for some reason you found a sack in your pocket when you woke up so now you wanna get high.

Origin: Wake + Smoke = Woke and Moke

Boy: "*Yawn* Damn that was one amazing night"

Girl: "A night but not so much Amazing"

Boy: " Well BITCH! look at what i just found , THATS right! And Guess Who aint gon Woke and Moke with me?!"

Girl: "Did i say not? i meant Hot. *LOL* *Giggle giggle*( BOY Smerks ) (Girl- *Slurps*)

by EzmuthafuckinE April 27, 2009

Woke ka Choda

A Gen Z breed of people who wake up everyday to defame their own country and culture but at the same time ignore wrong doings of fellow Woke ka Chodas. In Some cases Gen Y breeds are also termed as Woke Ka Choda. These breeds tale special pride in defaming Hinduism.

I defame Hindus so much that I am proudly called as Woke ka Choda

by Woke Slayer November 18, 2021

Woke em down

To have hooked up with or done the dead with someone else.

“Damn Claudia after dinner you really woke em down?”

by LibraStan September 3, 2021

woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.

I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.

by Flangetta November 23, 2019

Woke-ing off

When two or more people try to be more woke than the other.

Tom and Frank are Woke-ing off each other, by trying to proving who is more woke.

by LibTears September 21, 2021