Knob hair

The name given to a pubic hair in which slips under ones foreskin and causes excruciating pain.

*guy shrieks* what’s up bro?
“Knob hair man!”

by Niggashyper August 20, 2018

knob junky

A dick rider

Hey have you heard about Caroline lately?

No, what about her?

She's a knob junky nowadays.

by GreetedOhio556 November 22, 2015

Knob Hijab

A foreskin

The head was covered, but you could see it peeking out; he’s got a knob hijab.

by Noteefah November 23, 2022

Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.

Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night

by CharSweet September 12, 2020

Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.

"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."

by Tamcus April 24, 2021

knob humper

A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?

by Irrational Idiot December 14, 2007

raw knob

When a girl gives a guy a fast handjob with no spit or lube. layer by layer, she's stripping the penis head of its skin. When she's done you'll have a sexy, bloody, skinless dick.

"Man, why's they're blood on your pants, you on your period?" "No, Barb came over last night... she gave me a raw knob."

by Sgt.UnicornAnus January 18, 2017