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dism whip 

v. to smack someone up side the head with 20lbs of limp dick. n. the 20lbs of limp dick used to smack someone over the head. a specific Magic: The Gathering card that never made it to print -ed, -ing, -er, s plural
v. Sam once again opened his mouth and said something stupid so I had to dism whip him, leaving quite an impressive mushroom stamp.

n. She had a bad habit of using her teeth when going down on me so I had to give her the dism whip.
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Verb: Dip whipping is the rapid hand movement someone does when packing a can of chewing tobacco.

Before dipping, packing the can is typically done. The person places the can in between the thumb and middle finger then they flick the index finger onto the lid of the can using a rapid hand movements.
Look at dem two crackas dip whipping.
Dip Whip by LudicrousLexicon August 31, 2018
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tip whip 

to hit a man on the tip of the penis in a wrist-flicking action; best effect is achieved if the fingers of the hands just nick the tip

usually done out of pure boredom
Person 1: Dude, sup?
Person 2: sup?
Person 1: (awkward silence)
Person 2: TIP WHIP! (tip whips person 1)

tip whip by Big Vicious January 11, 2009

Mississippi Pistol Whip 

A thorough beating applied with an erect penis.
Put my love handle in your mouth before I mississippi pistol whip

mali whip 

screechin tires. when a driver of a Chevy Malibu takes a turn or U-turn @ unreasonably high speeds. often yelling "MALI WHIP!!" in action. (stl origin)
loud beats slappin headed east in the chevy malibu suddenly plans change so jerk the wheel and busta MALI WHIP u-turn
mali whip by b_style August 6, 2009

new shoes on the whip 

new shoes on the whip: its gettin new tires on you car
gettin new shoes on the whip or new run flat shoes on the whip... rollin on 24's

German whip 

An expensive car made in Germany.
You may hear some chavs say 'Man got a German whip' when in actual fact they have a shitty second hand VW.
Chav 1: 'Hey that bloke up the road has fly German whip'

Chav 2: 'Wheres the hype on my German Whip?'

Chav 1 'Shut up, all you got is a Peugeot'
German whip by Bobby Uttsex April 17, 2014