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burnt weiner

When your penis is rubbed raw, usually from too much masturbation.
"Why isn't Johnny at school today?"
"Oh, he skipped today. He said he had a bad case of the burnt weiner."
by Proboscis February 22, 2009
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put your weight down on it

verb phrase: to dominate; to take control of the situation; to make yours. reference: film "Godfather of Disco"
Justin says,"Dude, I'm gonna go up on the mike tonight and sing "We want fun" at Karaoke."
Bubba replys,"Yeah, put your weight down on it!"
by Water of Wonder June 12, 2004
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weighded

to be drunk and high at the same time
Yo Muthaphukkaa I'm so weighded right now.
by Slatphuk December 6, 2007
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weiner pill

The magic pill that will make a limp weiner hard.
Today is my Anniversary. I better take a couple weiner pills..!
by P.Niss and Ben Dover January 16, 2009
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Weiner Standard Time

The act of being too late to be fashionably late. This usually occurs when pickup is necessary by a Weiner. If you are getting picked up in 1 minute WST, you may as well walk home.The simple formula to calculate WST in your current time zone is:
Current Time ÷ pi x 4.

There is also a Weiner Minute, which is one minute in WST.
Mom, can you pick me up?

Sure thing! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

Is that Weiner Standard Time?

Yes

O.K. Mom! See you at 12:06!
by JustAWeinerMinute June 5, 2010
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Weinbergn

Me and my ex are just weinbergn it now. Its so much easier and we both have our needs.
by MTU4X4 May 10, 2011
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Weiner texting

To send pictures of one's genitals via text message or Twitter in the manner of former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner.
No, my boyfriend was Weiner texting me the whole time.
by collegio production staff June 22, 2011
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