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Next Weekend

The weekend after this weekend.
For example, if it's Tuesday September 14th, the first day of Next Weekend is Saturday September 25th.
Curt: Are we gonna party next weekend?

Jordan: Yeah, cause I'm too busy to party this weekend.
by tumelo September 13, 2021
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weener

A term used when referring to dedicated fans of the rock band Ween. Weeners are often characterized by a bizarre fixation with the duo and interact regularly in the fan community.
Over at Hill's Ween forum, you can find some of the most demented Weeners around -- people unlike ourselves, willing to tattoo themselves with the almighty Boognish.
by Brian Harvey December 28, 2005
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Weeerrrhoooo

<1> <We~eR~ROo>The sound one makes when imitating a mentally challenged, handicap, or "special" entity.
<2> Intended to "make fun" or "poke fun" at the special needs populas.
Handicap kid: Hey guys.. Im gonna go potty...
You: Weeerrrhoooo!
by Danny Sullivan April 27, 2006
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Weener Cake

A weener made of cake. Commonly found on the greeting table at a birthday party (for two), sometimes found in the closets of strong hardbodied construction workers. Also used as a great insult.
Person 1: Help me, I'm dying.
Person 2: Go fuck yourself weener cake, can't you see my stomach needs waxing.
by Syd Doyon April 21, 2008
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Eggsalad Weekend

To describe a weekend in which you did nothing worth mentioning, such as "Making an eggsalad Sandwich"

In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.
"Hey what did you do this weekend"

"Oh man, Nothing much, it was another eggsalad weekend."
by reginacarla January 20, 2009
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Slug wenker

A person who wenks off in public restrooms slowly, while everyone else waits outside plugging or hold their apingals in discomfort.
There's a slug wenker in the head and I got a turtle peeping out.
by Vince Garcia June 11, 2006
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Weekend Savant

One who is not noticed by the majority of his community during the week, but expresses great knowledge of the art of partying on weekends. When confronted during the week about the prior weekend, he/she shall give no immediate response or acknowledge any crazy ass fucking shit (awesome stuff) they partook in, nor shall he/she boast about his/her impressive sexual encounters. They keep to themselves and do not speak ill of others, however will put a person in their place if need be but will go no further. They may surprise others with their readiness (alcoholically speaking) for any party at any time, providing high quality alcohol without any hint towards where he/she acquired it because he/she knows better.
Student A: Hey man, i saw that kid over there (in the green sweater) chug 18 beers at the rager, then continue to save a cat out of a tree and drive it home and back without getting arrested. He came back with two hotties 3 hours later safely!
Student B: Yeah I know! I was there, ive never heard him speak and he denies it all when i ask him about it. I see girls approaching him everyday in school attempting to give them their numbers, but he just ignores them, the guy is a complete Weekend Savant!
by justanothervictimoftheghetto December 10, 2010
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