wank mining

searching for or downloading porn

I found a video of your mom fucking a black guy when i was wank mining last night

by Reine January 12, 2008

wank tank

When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed

Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet

by rachael July 22, 2004

titty wank

The act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizeable breasts) using their titty to sexually stimulate a man (possibly to the point of orgasm). Phrase origin is presumed from england.

I was layin' on my back and she slid up and gave me a titty wank.

by Paramecium July 25, 2004

revenge wank

finding the people who didn't want to have sex with you back in high school because they were better then you in high school, and having a nice little wanking session to their pictures

friend: what did u do last night?
you: played some video games and crashed on the coach, hbu?
friend: did a few revenge wanks to those sluts.

by assriffffle July 1, 2011

tribute wank

The act of stroking one out whilst thinking about an ex girlfriend or partner.

'Man I miss Sarah. I had a tribute wank in her honour last night'

by vibrate February 15, 2009

Pre-Wank

A male on Chatroulette who is about to start wanking, but isn't yet in the act.

Signs of a Pre-Wank:

1. No shirt
2. In a dark room
3. Does not show his face
4. Hands on the clothed crotch
5. Above the age of 45

if one of these signs is present, then you have enough reason to press f9 (next) as fast as possible

Video Display: (a hairy-chested man with a bottle of lotion in hand)
Mike: PRE-WANK!
Patrick: Hit f9!

by Michael O'Megle April 15, 2010

wanking glove

A girl so skinny that when fucking her from behind it's easier to grab her by the waist with one hand and finish yourself off by using her as a wanking mitt.

She's a little fitty isn't she.

Nah, look how skinny she is, she's a proper wanking glove.

by JonnyLondon June 5, 2014