wallet pirate

Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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I was ambushed by the notorious WALLET PIRATE.
by chipbully November 02, 2014
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I lost my Metamask wallet

Update of my previous definition of this word :
The copypasta can bait about as many as 80 bots (often 50-60) to reply you + less than 20 likes (commonly 10-15).

Usage : You can use this to ratio anyone (minus Elon Musk & Donald Drumpf)
Warning : You'll likely to get your account banned if you keep pasting it on their accounts.
I lost my Metamask wallet, I lost my Instagram account, my Facebook account was hacked my meta wallet, crypto wallet was hacked. I lost my ETH and bitcoin. I need IPTV, I need my trust wallet, pay someone to write this essay.
by Shiine-1 March 11, 2025
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walleting

The art of subtly reminding someone to do something for you—like give you money, apologize, or follow through on a promise—without ever directly asking. Usually done through casual behavior, visual cues, or routine actions that nudge the other person’s memory while making you look completely innocent.

Origin: From the move of pulling out your wallet in front of someone who “forgot” to give you birthday money—making them remember, and think it was their own idea.
Example 1:
A: “Did your aunty ever give you that birthday cash?”
B: “Yup. I left my wallet on the table where she’d see it. She brought it up on her own. Full-on walleting.”

Example 2:
C: “Are you telling me you ‘accidentally’ brought up your rent again?”
D: “I’m not saying I did, but if I did, it was premium walleting.”
by ajsandy July 19, 2025
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Wallet Attack

When another person causes you spend alot of money, usually used in the future tense when someone accompanying you (usually female) sees something in a window they like
X: OMG look at those shoes

Y: Err yea...

Z: i Feel a wallet attack coming on
by HarryG!! August 19, 2010
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sausage wallet

I bet your mum has a nice sausage wallet pussy snatch vag
by malabu June 02, 2016
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wallet autopsy

When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.
Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
by Lanky J November 24, 2022
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wallet issue

wal·let is·sue
/ˈwälət,ˈwôlət//ˈiSHo͞o/
noun
noun: wallet issue; plural noun: wallet issues
1. The inability of the exchanges to understand the basic concepts and commands that have been in crypto for nearly a decade
The deposit/withdraw can not be processed. We have wallet issues (read: we didn't employ all good practices)
Contact coin dev. I'm sure they can help with our setup and sort out our mess for us.
by notrealname42 July 04, 2019
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