vanilla

not as exciting as it could be

"he thought i was too vanilla to actually bite my inner thigh with aggression"

by wet girl January 25, 2008

vanilla snow

1. v. to ejaculate into your hand, wait for it to dry, then rub your hands together causing it to flake on top of a woman, as if it were snow

2. n. the actual flakes in the previous definition

3. n. the flakes that brush off like dandruff when hair is ejaculated into

Lindsay: I wish there were a shampoo to prevent all this vanilla snow.

Raj: There is, it's called "Stop Being a Slut" & Shoulders.

by Linz8619 January 1, 2009

Vanilla tricycle

First, the girl shit into a condom and freeze it. Next, she gives the guy a blowjob then spits the cum into his ass and fucks him with the poop-dildo.

Dude, my girl totally gave me a vanilla tricycle last night.

by ihlars October 3, 2007

Vanilla Ice Cream

When you cum all over our girls face in an awkward position.

Girl: This position is weird
You: Yeah I know, imma give you a vanilla ice cream:)
You: SPLAT!!
Girl: Coughing Gurgling

by Joe Joe BoB June 5, 2009

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

Chocalate Vanilla swirl occurs during the act of oral sex. A women first takes the mans seed within her mouth, and then promptly poors chocolate syrup into her mouth. Rinses, Rinses, Rinses, and spits into a small cup and your Chocolate Vanilla Swirl is ready to serve! Sprinkles and other assorted candies can be added to this delicious dish.

John: Jillian drank 5 of my Chocolate Vanilla Swirls last night!
Roberto: That's just fucked up...

by Trizzon January 7, 2011

Vanilla Ice

The biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

He sounds the same as every rapper out there,black or white.

by fuck rap January 19, 2004

vanilla popsicle

The penis of a white man

She loves my 8 inch vanilla popsicle.

by mach 10 May 13, 2003