twank

A rapest who runs through a parking lot screaming... naked... with tampons in his/her ears

noun. verb. ajective

-DUDE, what a twank
-yea a total twankistador
-way to twank it up, twank.

by reelwords09 August 22, 2009

Trunk

The stage between Tipsy and Drunk, where you still control most of your body, but you can talk more easily.

person1: Woah man! What happened to you last night?
person2: I was so totally trunk last night!
person1: Ba-oom!

by FullySlick July 20, 2008

twanker

it is a shortened word for"toms a wanker"

tom pritchard from wrexham is a twanker

by beatdownshiffty July 14, 2006

twunkle

When your uncle looks like your twin! he could be your father or your brother

Dude is that your brother? Na man he’s my twunkle

by Jr_Whip May 19, 2018

horsey twunkster

A twunk who has the lower body of a stallion. Also enjoys joking around with his other twunkish friends

Tom: You see his thighs, hes so sturdy!
Jake: Yeah hes a real horsey twunkster

by PupperBull September 23, 2018

trunkatis

The portion of the rectum that hangs outside of the body after long periods of anal sex.

Dag yo! Trunkatis all over ur ass!

by Drew Haynes April 22, 2006

Trunk Slemmer

A telecom CEO with his head up his butt

This trunk slemmer CEO keeps getting his tie stuck in the elevator door .

by Dr.j May 9, 2006