tootie

A cute and funny word to use instead of saying vagina.

That woman lickes another woman's tootie last night.

by IntuitiveExtrovert93 August 30, 2025

Shirt Twating

A woman walking around with a bra or shirt on, but with nothing on down below. The female version of Shirt Cocking.

I was at the nude beach and I saw this old chick totally shirt twating. I guess she's proud of the twat but not the boobs!

by Gavalot January 12, 2011

Mega-Thotimus

a highly evolved species of the lower class thot, this specimen is highly dangerous and is to be avoided at all costs. these creatures are commonly found in schools in the year levels 10-11. these creatures can probe the minds of men through sexual photos, videos and actions. once one of these creatures get a hold of you not even your homies can bring you back and you contract 5 STD's

be careful bro, that might be a mega-thotimus

by Don't call me a cunt u gay tom June 2, 2018

Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'

The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.

"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"

by Keroger May 30, 2019

fruity tooti

tooti is cute, adorable, hot, gorgeous, beautiful and fruity is headass, annoying ass, nice ass, amazing, funny, ass head, dope as hell (all said with pyaar)

Babzu: awww fruity tooti
Akfourhunnafoshizzlemynizzle: stfu 💀

by asianbabygirllll April 24, 2019

dirty totiona

The act of violently shitting diarrhea in the bed at 3am and being angry with your husband about it. Even though you did it.

"last night my wife pulled a Dirty Totiona, she was so mad at me and I didn't even do anything.

by BORN2SAW October 21, 2020

poppin' tootie

The physiological activity in which one is engaged during an episode of increased fart frequency.

"How's your night goin'?"
"Eh, so so. The dog's poppin' tootie tonight and it is real bad"

by Owen Wilsons Nose February 2, 2021