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twat badger

a mixture of cocoa powder, maca and sherbert, put into a line and then snorted. it is thought absorbing the super foods through the nasal passage is the best way to consume them. twat badger is often found at small uk festivals.
dave: i am feeling well rough today
carl: best have a line of twat badger to brighten yourself up
by bubblehahahahahahahaha July 29, 2014
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twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
by Lamifer September 13, 2004
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The Twitter Twat

Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter
Too many twits might make The Twitter Twat
by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009
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Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
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twat-spat

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.
That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!
by keltikfyre October 28, 2010
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Bramer Twat

A phrase used by some country folk. It is meant to be an insult. Bramer being a slang term for a specific breed of bovine (brahman). Basically referring to a person as being a cow's vagina.
Clint: "Dude why are you such an asshole?"

Joey: "Aww, quit being such a Bramer Twat."
by lullabysummers March 8, 2009
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Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
420 Kush
Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.
by Steve Croft November 3, 2014
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