Tucker

To spout conspiratorial nonsense, obfuscate, "explain" with hyperbole, avoid coming clean with the truth, evade, dodge ... in a dramatic, loud manner ... while being paid gobs of money to do so

I wrote a thoughtful thread on Twitter showing that the COVID virus was real, hoping for a good dialogue, but instead was totally tuckered by trolls in the replies.

by Shortfroggler July 16, 2021

Tucker

A red-neck term for an erection that is currently tucked into your waistband

Boahy: shucks paw I made it to my fird annual chaw chewin contest then I got myself a Tucker and lost to some poot hollering chaw gleckin som bitch

Paw: I’ll never be proud of you boahy

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

tucker

the best looking longfong ever

tucker has a huge longfong "with a toot hear and a longer fonger hear" said the tucker

by longfong12 December 03, 2018

Tucker

A TERRIBLE brother. The type that is sure to let you down, cuss you out, and belittle you no matter how much you love him or how much you do for him. No matter how much you try he will NEVER give a shit about you. You are nothing but a burden to him.

What the fuck, Tucker.

by Lilli Luinstra July 23, 2020

Tucker

Tucker, a name usually associated with uniqueness. She is semi smart , athletic , has an amazing voice . Though , overly confident & conceited . She has many friends and her family adores her . You're blessed to have her in your life, somewhat.

Tucker, a name usually associated with homosexuality. She is semi smart , athletic , has an amazing voice . Though , overly confident & conceited . She has many friends and her family adores her . You're blessed to have her in your life, somewhat.

by Tucker Nunley March 17, 2017

Tucker

A hot guy with a good body but he is sweet and nice he’s funny and perfect he’s ment to be with a girl with brown hair and brown eyes and their name to start with a C or a W he will be best friends with the girl of his dream first.

Tucker is my by best friend yet I love him and want to be more.

by Nfdfhjfgh November 27, 2018

Tucker

He's a pretty sweet guy, super nerdy though... can't stay away from minecraft. Also likes to fish. He is a dorky, country bumpkin. He seems like he'd be shorter right? Wrong, he is freakishly tall like look at him in the dark and he is like bigfoot. He also has a massive dick.

Girl 1: You're dating tucker?!
Girl 2: Yeah he's the best.
Girl 1: Damn you must be getting some good dick.
Girl 2: Not yet :/ he is too respectful.

by thatonebitchnigga May 13, 2019