Human Beyblade: Towel Fusion

The act of forcing a towel inside a man's ass while giving him a blowjob, then as he is about to cum ripping the towel out of his ass. Getting him to shit on the floor is the desired goal.

I met a girl last night, she pulled a Human Beyblade: Towel Fusion on me! I'm glad we were in the bathtub!

by Rtb31 July 21, 2022

grannys tea towel holder

your asshole

by Clive October 8, 2003

1970s Tea Towel Holder

An expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close.

Barry humped Stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s Tea Towel Holder.

by The Drizzla" February 4, 2009

Angry Tea Towel

the process of shitting and jizzing on a tea towel before using it to wipe your dishes dry. a good way to quit your job or be beaten up.

"Hey George, I'm quitting my job today, better leave management a surprise, I'm leaving them an angry tea towel.

by Anonymous555567 October 14, 2010

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.

Rolled up towel appreciation day is a holiday.

by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009

Don't forget to bring a towel

Also, said as a response to, "I'm gonna go drop the (Cosby) kids off at the pool." as a way to remind someone to make sure there is toilet paper.

Person A: "I'm gonna go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."
Person B: Have fun, don't forget to bring a towel!

by JARNYC January 23, 2008

Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum

Going absolutely banana-bat-shit crazy when taking paper towels and they won't tear along the perforations properly... having recently consumed spiced rum does not aid in the tearing.

"Woah, see that chick losing her shit, she totally just threw a massive Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum... she must be drinking spiced rum..."

by J-LO 86 June 19, 2014