couch touch

Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.

Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.

by CusIcan December 13, 2013

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Touch That Face

To "slap/hit" someone after they have said something stupid, or dumb.

Someone met you yesterday, and then asked to borrow $40.00 today. Tell them "Hell, no, and get out of here before i "touch that face"

by Jaye Rock September 09, 2009

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A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things

See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL

Look at him he is so uncomfortable he hates this, he is worried that this is a gateway touch.

by IfOnlyIHadThatPhD March 05, 2018

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The ability to make something work when no one else can.

I can’t get the car to start, (friend) let me give it a go, I got the magic touch. (Car starts)

by Davonator July 31, 2020

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After the party last night, Mike and Jane went home drunk to touch fronts.

by schwagnasty May 28, 2023

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Getting dick down so good feels as of one internal organs are rearranging

by BigBill1025 July 18, 2018

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I smacked your mom the she gave me a wennis touch

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