Touch Lad

What is usually said to show that a feeling of respect is mutual or to show thanks, this is generally followed by bumping knuckles together with the other person.

Person 1: "Orr! I'm gonners lad!"
Person 2: "Touch lad!"
*touch fists*

by Drewwy310 November 04, 2010

Touch the Toes

When you pipping and a pregnant girl and you touch the toes of the baby.

Guy 1: aye bruh I didn’t knew she was pregnant
Guy2: idgaf I’ll still touch the toes

by Blaxican17 July 27, 2021

Cheese touch

When you come in contact with someone who has irritable bowl syndrome

I HAVE THE CHEESE TOUCH

by cheese cheese April 16, 2022

The magic touch

The ability to make something work when no one else can.

I can’t get the car to start, (friend) let me give it a go, I got the magic touch. (Car starts)

by Davonator July 31, 2020

couch touch

Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.

Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.

by CusIcan December 13, 2013

Touch That Face

To "slap/hit" someone after they have said something stupid, or dumb.

Someone met you yesterday, and then asked to borrow $40.00 today. Tell them "Hell, no, and get out of here before i "touch that face"

by Jaye Rock September 09, 2009

Persuasive Touch

The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.

"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"

by FriendRuin May 20, 2018