touching tips

When two heads of a dick touch eachother

Touching Tips

by BON3R GARAGE July 28, 2016

toucher_of_cancer

The one of the best meme accounts on Instagram and the memes are made by him self not stolen

Toucher_Of_Cancer is the best at making memes

by Blinker.exe November 6, 2018

Touch grass

It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.

“Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”

“Dude, go touch grass.”

by SparklyNinja February 10, 2023

brown touch

AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.

Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."

by nelly83 October 24, 2014

who touched ma spaghett

When you leave your spaghett on the table and someone touches it

Pewdiepie reference ~ 2018

Comes from when the word 'spaghetti' was mispronounced

"Who touched ma spaghett?"

by BaekYhun The Corgi April 24, 2018

The Touching Game

Unwanted Sex, usually inflicted by one’s uncle to their child

Child: Waaaa!! My uncle is trying to play the touching game with me!!
Jake from CPS: Do not worry, we will arrest him

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 29, 2022

auto-erotic touching

For those interested, auto erotic touching is a safer option compared to the other, more exciting and stimulating way. The most common manner of AET would be for the scared weaklings out there is to only fantasize about suffocation while masterbating and sensuslly caressing their own body, (because the risk of death and brain damage from auto-erotic asphyxiation) rather than trying to walk the fine line between heightened sensation and serious brain impairment. Depending on how long the brain and body are deprived of oxygen, brain damage could occur even if death does not. Both men and women can participate in this activity.

Clint woke up in the middle of the night, cold and alone, got himself off and back to sleep by auto-erotic touching himself.

by DizzieRiot April 19, 2014