Exit Ticket

THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.

"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."

by requiemsrequiem August 15, 2023

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

Ticket to Ride

Monopoly with railroads

Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?

Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?

by Ballsack Guy February 6, 2020

Ticket Sniper

Cops who camp in hidden spots to catch people speeding.

Look out for that Ticket sniper on the right!

by polesquiggens April 14, 2020

womb ticket

A pregnancy test.

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.

by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020

nudes ticket

a person can send this to any gender and ask for as many nude pics as they want and can describe what kind of photos in detail using words or photots

this ticket can be used up to 5 times

person 1 sends nudes ticket
person 2 sends some nudes
person 1 explains what kind he wants
person 2 sends wanted photos

by jackalob May 29, 2020

the 5 wish ticket

if people have send one another nudes before they have activated the 5 wish ticket which means each person can ask for nudes 5 times at any time and the other person has to send some

person 1 yo i want to activate the 5 wish ticket
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you

by jackalob May 29, 2020