A sexual act that requires great finesse and patriotism. It is between a man and a woman, starting with foreplay, representing the founding of Jamestown. This will lead to the arrival of Pilgrims who celebrate the first Thanksgiving, symbolized through the man feasting on the woman's vagina. The man will then "cross the Delaware" by switching from her vagina to her anus, representing the War for Independence. Next is the signing of the Declaration of Independence, signed by John Handcock and fifty-five others. The woman will give the man a hand job, or a blowjob depending on preference. Next the settlement of the West, bringing cowboys and gold mining to America. This is symbolized through the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position. After this would be the Civil War, in which the couple will engage in doggy style, vaginal for the North and anal for the South. Next is the the Prohibition Act, which is represented by the couple drinking a variety of alcohol, potentially from the oral, naval, or anal cavities. Following would be the baby boom, post-WWII, represented by the most popular sex position, missionary. This leads to America putting the first man on the moon in 1969, which will require the couple to engage in the sixty-nine position. This will end with the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, leaving America as the only superpower in the world, symbolized by the man ejaculating onto the woman's face - a sign of dominance.
by May de Flower November 10, 2017
When a man gets a blowjob while wearing a powdered wig and holding a musket and both people sing the last part of the star spangled banner while he finishes..."for the laaaaaaand of the free! and the home of the brrrrraaaaaaave!"
by xjoseporvidax July 04, 2014
The land between South America and the U.S. (or, in the opinion of some, Mexico). I often consider Caribbean countries to be part of Central America.
Lucas: Ever been to South America?
Percy: No, but I've been to Central America.
Lucas: Isn't that technically part of North America?
Percy: Isn't your mom technically your dad, too?
Lucas: No.
Percy: No, but I've been to Central America.
Lucas: Isn't that technically part of North America?
Percy: Isn't your mom technically your dad, too?
Lucas: No.
by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005
The Dallas Cowboys, cause they play on national TV every year on Thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by NFL films
by Your mom March 17, 2005
Soon to be bankrupt, liberal propaganda radio network, featuring talentless hacks suck as Al Franken and Randi Rhodes.
"Only tin-foil hat wearing leftist conspiracy theorists take anything said on Air America seriously."
by bigdaddy_g April 05, 2006
Singer Songwriter, off of myspace or youtube. Refers to A real christian music singer. But is often used by her fans with love.
by christian gal March 27, 2007
by Calamity Jane II February 16, 2019