Coom-wagon

A term used to describe one’s balls that are larger in size.

“Let me tell you Megan, my boyfriend has an absolute coom-wagon.”
“Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”

by Thrasherboi_skrr December 3, 2020

Hustle Wagon

A name used to describe a tricked out ghetto car, or an individual with immense swag, even on foot.

Wendy is the Hustle Wagon

by DOMINATOR AF April 12, 2012

Ass wagon

away of describing your least favorite person. it can also be used as a description of that one bitch how makes her dog vegan.

Hey ass wagon your looking like hell today

by ass wagon November 19, 2020

smashing wagons

when multiple people's behinds collide in a sexual way

i walked in the room, and there were two dudes, just smashing wagons.

by MarioSpinsters69 March 17, 2023

Wagon dragon

Old west terminology for a Gatling gun mounted on a wagon, the aforementioned Gatling gun being the "dragon" mounted on the wagon which is just that, a wagon.

Outlaw #1 these damn marshals got us surrounded
Outlaw #2 haul in the wagon dragon.

by diggymac March 5, 2020

Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Chunch Wagon

A van full of undocumented immigrants (usually of the Mexican persuasion) headed to a construction job site. The van must contain at least 10 illegals to be considered a wagon of the CHUNCH variety.

Me: “Hey bro, I spotted a fleet of chunch wagons headed towards that new apartment complex being built on Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard”

Friend: “Lmao the bean brigade is at it again”

by chunchlord July 25, 2021