Taint Muffin

Someone who is being annoying and mean
Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.
by PooBob April 17, 2021
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Upper Taint

The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.
She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.
by uppertaintlvr42069 September 19, 2022
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Taint Whip

When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint
Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.
by FakeTucci January 18, 2015
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Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.
My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!
by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019
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Taint Pocket

The pocket created by overlapping material in boxer briefs that starts at the pee flap and ends right before your butthole; commonly used to hide your stash.
Hey Adam hide this dimebag in your taint pocket,They won't find it if they pat you down.
by Alan Nash December 23, 2015
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tainted glove

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.
by palabrajot October 10, 2010
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Belly Taint

The warm, wet, circular cavity on the lower section of one's abdomen. It is often referred to as a belly button.
Dude, I was feeling her up and totally accidently shoved my finger in her belly taint. It was sweaty and gross and a total turnoff
by Bodoman July 10, 2016
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