taint raider

taint raider,one who licks and sucks on anothers taint without consent and with confusion and awkardness of the person that is getting there taint raided.

i was at the bar the other night and went to take a shit,in the stall a guy poked his head under the stall.i think he was going to try raiding my taint.what a taint raider.

by chewy the avenger January 27, 2012

taint luggage

A prominate fold of fleshy skin on a girls taint that runs from the bottom her woof cookie to the rim of her chocolet starfish

I jizzed in my bitches ass last night and when I pulled my pipe out my spunk ran down her taint luggage and dripped onto her pillow.

by Sir Pipe Fitter January 9, 2012

taint truffles

The little bits of shit that get caught up in your taint hairs.

I went down on a woman and while eating her out I felt like a pig rooting out her taint truffles.

by Imafunny August 1, 2017

Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.

My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!

by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019

Taint Cleaner

cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area

WOW he has some nice taint cleaner

by Janis tanter September 14, 2018

taint faint

i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.

I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.

by chenisboosh November 28, 2022

Upper Taint

The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.

She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.

by uppertaintlvr42069 September 18, 2022