helmet smoker

A random chick usually having squid tits who loves to suck the meat pipe

Yo Ralph, Did Brittany give you head??
Hell yeah bro, she's a real helmet smoker..

by D hops February 26, 2017

Put the turkey in the smoker

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.

He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

by Cricket in SG May 19, 2017

Fool Smoker

A person, usually male, who routinely defeats and dominates their opponent to the point of embarrassment and humiliation.

Look at that guy walking away crying. He's obviously a victim of a fool smoker.

by Ole' Sid April 04, 2018

Smoker's Deal

Smoker's Deal is a term used when you get an unbelievable bargain for something. Smoker's Deal is something that a crack head would offer you on a product/service at a super low rate.

"Hey man I'll sell you this 52' inch flat screen for 20 bucks!".... "Damn that's a smoker's deal right there!"

by KCHyphy November 07, 2008

california pole smoker

Someone who sucks dick in california

The girl from the club in Hollywood was certainly a California pole smoker. She proved it to me and all my hommies.

by craplover3000 March 02, 2014

Tennesse smoker

When you chain smoke marbol cigaretes out of your ass hole

Brandon went through a whole pack of smokes since he became a tennesse smoker

by Slskjdnennene May 23, 2018

Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 02, 2015